The Top Ten Things You Shouldn't Say to Your Glass Supplier

Mr. Letterman has cornered the 'Top Ten List' on his show...but wait, just the other day I was going through his trash and found this reject:

THE TOP TEN THINGS YOU SHOULDN'T SAY TO

YOUR GLASS SUPPLIER

10. Sure, you can take a verbal order from me.

9. You've known me for years...who are you going to believe, me or Dunn & Bradstreet?

8. Why not? The architect says you can drill thirty-eight holes in that glass!

7. Everybody else accepts my backcharges.

6. I don't care if I have to wait six months for the glass, you have to match the price with domestic glass.

5. You must cut my prices so I can survive against my more efficient competitors.

4. I need to change the size on the cut-size order given you two weeks ago.

3. Sure, I buy less from you than the other guy, but you still have to give me a better price, so, someday you have a chance to get back in here.

2. My son wants a job for the summer...where can you place him?

1. Nobody else charges me the energy surcharge!